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I post funny things here and a never-ending list of things I want here.</description><title>Reverie Machine</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @chrisreinhard)</generator><link>http://chrisreinhard.com/</link><item><title>Elsewhere, I'm active.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;It’s pretty obvious that I’m not really blogging here anymore, but I really would love if all of you said hello to me in other places. I’m much more active elsewhere!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/ChrisReinhard"&gt;Twitter&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.facebook.com/christopher.reinhard"&gt;Facebook&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blog.303magazine.com/" target="_blank"&gt;303 Magazine&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.facebook.com/thinkmotive?ref=nf"&gt;Motive&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I still got love up in this club, it’s just not happening as often. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/653926540</link><guid>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/653926540</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 12:21:38 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Artist to Watch: Jónsi Birgisson</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.blog.303magazine.com/?p=2937"&gt;Artist to Watch: Jónsi Birgisson&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;by Chris Reinhard for &lt;a target="blank" href="http://303magazine.com/"&gt;303 Magazine&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/558712723</link><guid>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/558712723</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 10:30:56 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Art by Chris Reinhard</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1k2th6uOe1qzry6ro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Art by Chris Reinhard&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/554295075</link><guid>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/554295075</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 16:08:05 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Art by Chris Reinhard.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0tmjiPDf51qzry6ro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Art by Chris Reinhard.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/518455198</link><guid>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/518455198</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 Apr 2010 09:18:54 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>The Interns</title><description>&lt;p&gt;On Friday I spent my afternoon talking to recent graduates at a job fair for the New Denver Ad Club. Now, unsurprisingly, this isn’t the kind of thing Motive does on a regular basis. It’s hard enough for us to find employees with experience; finding interns who are prepared for the kind of hell we’ll put them through is another story.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;To be completely truthful, I know that I can be a little judgmental when someone isn’t keen to doing things the way I have learned to do them. I laugh a little about corporate process; I don’t have any desire to wear a suit to work, even for a little heftier paycheck; I’m not all too concerned with best practices, so long as the things I do turn out relevant, original, and creative. So when I sat down at this job fair booth to interview potential internship candidates, I found myself wondering why nobody had ever told them to be themselves as opposed to trying to fit a pretty picture more suited to pre-millennial applicants.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Some of the kids I talked to were smart, ambitious, and genuinely interesting. Most weren’t. Most of these kids had no sense of who they were, and if they did they weren’t comfortable showing it off. I remember being in college and having a couple of professors who encouraged me to be myself…are these types of mentors not as common as they should be?&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I’m not totally sure what I’m trying to get at here, but I think the gist is that if you’re a college grad looking to work in a creative environment, you should act the part. Be excited! Be ambitious! Be yourself, and people like the ones who work at my agency will undoubtedly be more interested in hearing about your abilities. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/498512926</link><guid>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/498512926</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 11:03:00 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>My idol. Seriously.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="326"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/B14FwR8ZIbQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/B14FwR8ZIbQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="326" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My idol. Seriously.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/468952087</link><guid>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/468952087</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 17:55:52 -0600</pubDate></item><item><title>Everyone still laughs at the jokes, but there’s no denying: these jokes are hiding more than a...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Everyone still laughs at the jokes, but there’s no denying: these jokes are hiding more than a hint of cynicism underneath the punchline. “It’s almost over, right?” “Yeah. &lt;i&gt;Right&lt;/i&gt;.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Because how funny can it be, eating a five-star meal in the most beautiful restaurant on an inevitably sinking ship? This is one hell of a last meal, if I may say so myself. Sweet, savory, full of all the bad things we used to think about—even avoid—and intoxicating as all hell. Who cares, I say. Eat up, drink up, take in the view; it might get better, but you definitely won’t have the wherewithal (or a care, at all) to relish in it.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;You’re all grown up, now. There’s no time for those pretty things anymore.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/439645936</link><guid>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/439645936</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 14:36:32 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I love my state so much!(via thedailywhat)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0qa6xYs21qzpwi0o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I love my state so much!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/437008751/left-handed-toons" target="_blank"&gt;thedailywhat&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/437030752</link><guid>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/437030752</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:18:32 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Apparently this is the Russian version of the Rickroll....</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="326"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pYU7oG2V7uc&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pYU7oG2V7uc&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="326" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Apparently this is the Russian version of the Rickroll. I’m not sure if it rivals Rick Astley’s chart-topping late-eighties mainstay, but if I could be as happy as this guy even half of the time I don’t think I’d have the stones to complain.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/428537635</link><guid>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/428537635</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 10:13:43 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Other Things</title><description>&lt;a href="http://otherthings.chrisreinhard.com"&gt;Other Things&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;I know, I know. I’m slow. I don’t post much. But if you like the things I do post, check out my other Tumblelog, &lt;a target="blank" href="http://otherthings.chrisreinhard.com"&gt;Other Things&lt;/a&gt;. It’s just viral stuff. You know, funny stuff. I post to there almost every day.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/424245802</link><guid>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/424245802</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 08:00:04 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Would You Be Mad If...?</title><description>&lt;a href="http://wybmif.wordpress.com/"&gt;Would You Be Mad If...?&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;My friend &lt;a target="blank" href="http://moconbu.tumblr.com/"&gt;Molly&lt;/a&gt; just started a new blog that I think is going to be pretty big. It’s totally self-fulfilling, which is awesome for the internet, and it has a little bit of FMyLife/TFLN appeal, which is also awesome for the internet. It’s called ‘Would You Be Mad If…?’ and it lets you submit scenarios and let the public decide if you should be mad about them or not. Like, if your boyfriend, instead of watching porn, sets up casual encounters on craigslist and then doesn’t show up for them…is it cheating? Would YOU be mad?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Check it out, yo. I’m sure two minutes on the site will explain it better than I just did.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/407477523</link><guid>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/407477523</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 13:17:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Winter</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Winter is my favorite fucking season. I love snow and I love bundling up and I love jumping off cliffs with skis on. But this winter kind of blows.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I haven’t spent much time complaining so I’m just going to let it all out here. Preface: I’m pretty stoked on life right now, so all the things that are going to spew out here are pretty much all the things I’m pissed off about. Totally.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I’ve been working a solid 60+ hours a week since the beginning of 2010. It doesn’t seem like that much, but I work at a creative studio and spend about 50 of those hours trying to be completely brilliant. It’s exhausting. It’s thrown a wrench in my social life. It makes me want to move to California, where nobody has a job.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;It’s also given me next to no time for interpersonal consideration. I don’t think about the fact that I’m single and not-so-loving-it (no time, no hoes), or that I had a bad breakup with one of my best friends that I can’t still really explain or comprehend. I’m a little worried that one of these days the weight of my emotional repression is going to collapse on me and I’m going to punch a baby in the face, or whatever.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Finally, I haven’t jumped off ANY cliffs this ski season. It’s bullshit. On the days when I actually have time enough to strap in and hit the mountain, it doesn’t snow. And the rest of the days…well, 60+ hours.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I’m going to New York tonight, to meet with clients on a couple really exciting projects. It’s a good thing I don’t hate my job because if I did I’d have gone postal by now—but I swear to God, if I don’t see at least one of my dear friends while I’m on the other side of the country I’ll probably annoy someone on the plane ride home with my uncontrollable sobbing.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;This has been fun…next post, I promise, will be about something positive.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/393083471</link><guid>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/393083471</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 11:13:03 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"He’s downplaying it but it won’t be easy for the band to replace him. They’ll have to go down to the..."</title><description>“He’s downplaying it but it won’t be easy for the band to replace him. They’ll have to go down to the guitar store and wait until it opens. Then when someone buys a bass, they’ll have to ask if he wants to be in a band.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a target="blank" href="http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/02/pete-wentz-is-unemployed/"&gt;WWTDD&lt;/a&gt; writer on Pete Wentz leaving Fall Out Boy&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/369349074</link><guid>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/369349074</guid><pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 15:06:12 -0700</pubDate><category>fall out boy</category><category>pete wentz</category><category>music</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwz32oYKix1qzry6ro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/358293037</link><guid>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/358293037</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 12:49:36 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>On Removing Tumblarity</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Thank goodness I’ll feel far less compelled to post uninteresting things now.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/331173206</link><guid>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/331173206</guid><pubDate>Tue, 12 Jan 2010 15:22:31 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"If ‘Party In the USA’ was the death of good taste, ‘Tik Tok’ is its first..."</title><description>“If ‘Party In the USA’ was the death of good taste, ‘Tik Tok’ is its first post-apocalyptic hit.”</description><link>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/325485009</link><guid>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/325485009</guid><pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 12:18:27 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>First head-exploding meme moment of 2010: Michael Cera gets a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvsi3fqVoB1qzry6ro1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;First head-exploding meme moment of 2010: Michael Cera gets a Jersey Shore makeover.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/318489022</link><guid>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/318489022</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 12:57:14 -0700</pubDate><category>michael cera</category><category>jersey shore</category></item><item><title>As disinterested as I usually seem in ‘getting the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kv2g3u1OVQ1qaobbko1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;As disinterested as I usually seem in ‘getting the girl’ in the traditional sense, I have to say that I disagree with this. Maybe if the girl’s drunk, this would work in a social situation. Otherwise, it’s kind of silly to think that ignoring someone (for any discernible amount of time, like a week or more) would actually make them interested in you. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I prefer to ignore people I dislike in order to make more time for the people who I do like. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;(diagram via &lt;a href="http://juliaroy.tumblr.com/post/295467548/i-must-say-i-disagree-with-this-i-dont-like" target="_blank"&gt;juliaroy&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/295474107</link><guid>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/295474107</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 12:52:24 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>(via davidscottmason)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuv73a6nNy1qza5sdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://davidscottmason.tumblr.com/post/289507890/koolaid" target="_blank"&gt;davidscottmason&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/295344460</link><guid>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/295344460</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 11:07:50 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"On the First Day, God created a bunch of microorganisms and gave them the ability to evolve. Then,..."</title><description>“On the First Day, God created a bunch of microorganisms and gave them the ability to evolve. Then, He rested.”</description><link>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/285029816</link><guid>http://chrisreinhard.com/post/285029816</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:27:44 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
