Chris Reinhard's Reverie Machine

I am not the motorboater.

• EVAN: Did you go to strip clubs?
• CHRIS: Yeah, we went to one while I was in Atlanta.
• EVAN: Oh really? How was it?
• CHRIS: I'm not sure I want to say.
• EVAN: Come on!
• CHRIS: Well, I got my cell phone taken for snapping a picture of a 300-pound black stripper with platinum blonde hair.
• EVAN: Whatever, that's pussy shit.
• CHRIS: Alright, how about this? Have you ever motorboated a girl...
• EVAN: Well ye---
• CHRIS: ...'s ass?
• EVAN: I'm terrified.
• CHRIS: Enough said.