Hello. What is it? G&T? Oh, just water, good for you. Saving me money, right? Heh.
I hope you don’t mind; I’d just like to tell you something. No, you have to come closer. I love your accent—you’re Australian, right? Not Kiwi? Man, good thing I got that right, huh? Hey, don’t laugh at me! No, no; it’s because when I lived up in Vail all the resort employees were Kiwis, with work visas. Have you been to America before? Aw, well if you ever make it there I’ll show you Colorado…it’s a lot like New Zealand, actually. You’d like it.
What was it I wanted to tell you? Oh. I feel like it might come off weird. Whatever. I just…I dunno. I just wanted to tell you that you’re like, the most perfect thing I’ve ever seen. I almost didn’t come talk to you because I was worried that you couldn’t possibly be as amazing as you look. Don’t get me wrong—it was the right decision, now that I think about it. Hang on a second. My foot was trying to get in my mouth there.
Well, anyway, I just thought I’d tell you that. If you’re not significantly creeped out by now…would you tell me your name?
(photo via hotg0ssip)
3 years ago