Hey man! So I added you to my Twitterstream yesterday, and wow! You seriously use exclamation marks to end every sentence! It’s CRAZY! It’s almost like you don’t understand that using an exclamation mark every time you end a sentence completely negates its value! But it’s cool, because life is fucking LOUD! You just can’t help but be TOTALLY OVERWHELMED by everything that happens, no matter how mundane or trivial it is! It’s AWESOME! But truthfully, do you think you could cool it just a little? I mean, I know your Friday night is going to be insane but let’s think about this! It’s kind of like you’re yelling all the time! You can’t control the volume of your voice or something! Low grade voice immodulation! I like you, man, but you’re really giving me a fucking headache! So just think about it okay!! Social mediaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
3 years ago