February 24, 2009
You never listened to the Junior Boys like I said to, did you? You never got stoned and listened to “Birthday” or went on a long drive at night and let So This Is Goodbye play all the way through, even when you’d gotten back home and were just sitting in the garage with the lights off and the stale smell of the garbage seeping through the cracks in your car windows. You never fucked to Last Exit during college, or smoked a cigarette while the Tensnake remix of “FM” droned inside some throbbing late night party. You never took my advice, and you don’t know it, but you’ve been paying for that all this time. Good news is, you can start now and nobody but me will feel ashamed that you’d been missing out the past four years. In fact, you can pick up a copy of Begone Dull Care today and jump on the bandwagon right as it begins to really roll; and your friends will all look at you like a savant, like you knew all along. And once you wash the egotistical bullshit you’re about to dive in out of your hair and your ears, you’ll be better for it all. Because you’ll finally be listening to Junior Boys…and that’s what this is all about. Here—click the image and start with “Hazel.”

You never listened to the Junior Boys like I said to, did you? You never got stoned and listened to “Birthday” or went on a long drive at night and let So This Is Goodbye play all the way through, even when you’d gotten back home and were just sitting in the garage with the lights off and the stale smell of the garbage seeping through the cracks in your car windows. You never fucked to Last Exit during college, or smoked a cigarette while the Tensnake remix of “FM” droned inside some throbbing late night party. You never took my advice, and you don’t know it, but you’ve been paying for that all this time.

Good news is, you can start now and nobody but me will feel ashamed that you’d been missing out the past four years. In fact, you can pick up a copy of Begone Dull Care today and jump on the bandwagon right as it begins to really roll; and your friends will all look at you like a savant, like you knew all along. And once you wash the egotistical bullshit you’re about to dive in out of your hair and your ears, you’ll be better for it all. Because you’ll finally be listening to Junior Boys…and that’s what this is all about. Here—click the image and start with “Hazel.”

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