Chris Reinhard's Reverie Machine

I’m a hypocrite.

But excessive profanity isn’t all that necessary. Granted, fuck and shit are likely the most versatile words in the english language, but it’s a matter of respect. What if there are kids around? There are other words you can use that are just as vulgar—the trick is getting acquainted with the ones most idiots don’t actually recognize as profanity.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to pick up a satchel of fags and toke myself to death. It’s 10pm and I’m just leaving work…and yes, I am the only one here.