I wish they all could be…
Dude, what were the Beach Boys smoking? California girls are atypically unintelligent because they speak with a vernacular that is neither grammatically correct or seductively poignant. They dress almost exclusively in one of two types of costumes: bleach-blonde hair and orange skin draped in beatnik sundresses and unnecessary Ugg boots; or tight black jeans (but NOT the way they looked on Audrey Hepburn), high heels and spaghetti strap tops. They listen to only one kind of music, whether they’re willing to admit it or not. You ask what kind of music I’m talking about but you know already: Ryan Cabrera-core.
California girls are, unfortunately, the biggest trendsetters in American pop culture today; and so when you go to Athens, Georgia or Birmingham, Michigan or even Westchester, New York, you’re likely to see California girls there too. So if Brian Wilson is still looking then I guess he got his wish; but for the rest of us…well, we’re all screwed.
3 years ago