If anyone offers you a shot of Van Gogh Espresso flavored vodka accept it; but only take one. Because if you take more than one you will begin to grow ill, your stomach churning in the wake of a gross amalgamation, caffeine and liquor. And no, it’s not like Red Bull and vodka.
I can’t remember how I got home last night; but I’m here and nobody’s come to wake me yet so I have to imagine I didn’t get in an accident or kill anybody or anything like that. Actually, aside from the headache I think I might be doing pretty well.
Drunk tubing is the best way to spend your late nights in a snowy town.
3 years ago