Jane:
Why, yes, he's wearing glasses. Although, ironically, he doesn't need them. What's going on?
Kevin:
Well, I got to thinking about what you said about glasses making you smart, Daria. And hey, you may not believe this, but I could stand to be a little smarter, so I got some.
Daria:
You, a little smarter? Not possible.
Kevin:
No, no, no. That's what I thought, too. But believe me, it is. You know, I don't want to be a brain or anything. I like having friends. So I got a pair without any lenses. See? (twirls glasses on his finger, which is poking through the empty lens) So now I'll be smart but not too smart.
Daria:
Um, I'm not sure if it'll work without any lenses.
Kevin:
Really?
Jane:
Yeah. Why don't you try one lens and see how that goes?
Kevin:
Great idea! Thanks.
(via Allison Jenna Price, my favorite native ***Californian***.)
