Neil:
In fact, next to thanksgiving, it's my least favorite holiday. It's not even a holiday!
Chris:
Alright man, just stop. That's like insulting my religion.
Neil:
It was fun when I was a kid but now I just end up getting to drunk dressed in something uncomfortable...that's like the only difference from just a normal weekend
Chris:
Uh, are you forgetting the people watching? How amazing it is? The girls' costumes? The fucking CANDY?
Neil:
Yeah, yeah...
Chris:
The people watching is enough for me, honestly. I love the people who get so into it.
Neil:
I'm more, "Get a life!" It's really just a reminder of what's wrong with the world. The shitty thing too is now Halloween is a whole weekend.
Chris:
You have to be joking.
Neil:
It's like I'm expected to dress up in something retarded for two days in a row
Chris:
You sound like a fucking 80 year old. To be candid.
Neil:
It's for the kids! Let the kids have it!
Chris:
That's ridiculous man. I can't believe you actually feel that way. Why wouldn't we take the opportunity to ACT like kids every once in a while? There's nothing wrong with the world when it comes to Halloween.
Neil:
When I become President... I'm banning halloween for everyone older than 13
Chris:
Well, no one will vote for you because you're crazy.
Neil:
Prison time will be involved. In time, they'll thank me
Chris:
Except that might make it even better.
Neil:
Yeah, have your underground parties
Chris:
It'll be like prohibition. People will say WOW, remember Halloweenibition? Remember how STUPID President Robertson was to think it would make it disappear? Man, it just got better! Speakeasy costume parties...I am way into this. We'd start making Halloween last an entire month!
Neil:
Yeah, and upon finding them I'll have camps sent up to send those who break the law so you know...they can concentrate.
Chris:
Oh ho ho, clever.
Two minutes later...
Jody:
Is he serious? Ahahahahahahahah. If he got elected, and then did that, a few years later a story would surface about President Robertson being molested on Halloween by a man in a Slimer costume.
