Fucking lobsters.
I hate that one episode of Friends when one of the neurotic characters living in that $6,000/month Manhattan apartment is talking about how someone is, like, her lobster. I hate it because it’s totally inane and retarded, but every time I crush, I think of it. From the day I saw that episode some five years ago (or maybe longer) to the present, it never fails to enter my mind. It’s really annoying.
I guess the inverse would be not to crush at all. And that’s not at all what I had in mind..
3 years ago