Chris Reinhard's Reverie Machine

That Group of Girls

That group of girls always has one that comes close, time and again, to making you shun the whole clan forever. That group of girls always seems to eventually end up in a little ball, telling inside jokes that you wouldn’t even find funny if you had context. That group of girls always seems to have a hidden agenda that doesn’t mesh with your own hidden agenda. Everyone in that group of girls has just the slightest something wrong with them, physically, like they’re on holiday from the Island of Misfit Toys. That group of girls gets drunk, yells inaudibly, gets in fights with other groups of girls and one another, dumps out buckets of tears and makes up all in the span of three or four minutes.

Best group of girls ever, if you can get through the first few sentences.