January 21, 2011
I’m really late to the Olivia Munn party (because I’m not a nerd who watches TV shows about video games), but seeing this picture on The Superficial today sort of convinced me I’m now holding a membership to the international league of fanboys.
It all started with a video I saw a few days ago, entitled something to the tune of “Olivia Munn’s sexiest moments!” The video carried a simple yet effective theme: clip after clip of Munn moaning, stroking things shaped like penises, grinding her crotch into things and stroking things shaped like penises whilst grinding her crotch into her co-host and moaning. And in every clip, she was making this face—the face she’s making in the photo above, with varying degrees of intensity—and maybe I never noticed it before, but I finally started to understand what sad, lonely gamers sitting alone in their basements love so much about her.
It’s reckless abandon. It’s the kind of emotion that most women I’m familiar with don’t have; a sort of ‘I can play harder’ mentality that, apparently, has me about as interested in what she might be like to kick it with as I am in whether she’s as good at choking that chicken as it seems. If she were one of the boys, she’d be the cool one. But she has a vagina and a kick-ass rack too, so, game over. (Also, this.)
Anybody know her personally? Is she as ridiculous in person as she appears to be on TV? If so, send her my regards (and maybe a picture you copped off my Facebook page).
UPDATE: Found it!

I’m really late to the Olivia Munn party (because I’m not a nerd who watches TV shows about video games), but seeing this picture on The Superficial today sort of convinced me I’m now holding a membership to the international league of fanboys.

It all started with a video I saw a few days ago, entitled something to the tune of “Olivia Munn’s sexiest moments!” The video carried a simple yet effective theme: clip after clip of Munn moaning, stroking things shaped like penises, grinding her crotch into things and stroking things shaped like penises whilst grinding her crotch into her co-host and moaning. And in every clip, she was making this face—the face she’s making in the photo above, with varying degrees of intensity—and maybe I never noticed it before, but I finally started to understand what sad, lonely gamers sitting alone in their basements love so much about her.

It’s reckless abandon. It’s the kind of emotion that most women I’m familiar with don’t have; a sort of ‘I can play harder’ mentality that, apparently, has me about as interested in what she might be like to kick it with as I am in whether she’s as good at choking that chicken as it seems. If she were one of the boys, she’d be the cool one. But she has a vagina and a kick-ass rack too, so, game over. (Also, this.)

Anybody know her personally? Is she as ridiculous in person as she appears to be on TV? If so, send her my regards (and maybe a picture you copped off my Facebook page).

UPDATE: Found it!

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