December 11, 2009

Dibs Plus

If you see an attractive girl and you want to call dibs on her, feel free to do so. But remember, if she is clearly underage, it’s critical that you affix the number of years you’d wait before acting upon said dibs.

Example: Miley Cyrus is just 17, so she is a ‘dibs plus one.’
Example: Dakota Fanning is a mere 15 years old. She is a ‘dibs plus three.’

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