Imma Let U Finish But Kim Was the Most Famous Kardashian of ALL TIME
It’s kind of unfair: pro basketball players are typically ginormous, but they’re always hanging out with diminutive cheerleaders, models and actresses. While we fully support the concept of giving the spoils to the victors (did you see our sweet news coverage, by the way?), it’s nice to know that at least one monolithic baller is leaving the under-six-footers to us little men.
Lamar Odom, in a move that would confuse even the blind, is marrying the…um, huskiest of the Kardashian clan, Khloe. Not only that, but the two are planning to tie the knot this weekend after less than a month of dating. What might even be funnier than the thought of their humongous children is the fact that most of Hollywood (and Planet Earth in general) is convinced the whole thing is a publicity stunt aimed at garnering Khloe some extra attention. It’s either that or a not-so-subtle heads up to Guinness…world’s tallest combined couple, anyone? Anyone?
Anyway, the wedding is set for Sunday, and while the more famous Kardashian sisters have yet to RSVP, it is rumored that Lindsay Lohan will be in attendance—invited or not.
for OneRiot Blog
2 years ago