Awesome news for pretty much anybody that’s not the subject: Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle have called it quits. The pair, who many said could “totally be brother and sister,” decided to part ways after 10 months of holding hands and giving each other eskimo kisses.
Joe, the middle Jonas brother, was reported to be crying backstage at a performance in Detroit earlier this week; but since then he has been in much better spirits, even taking time to not capitalize on his superstar status by not having rebound sex… with one of the many faux-hipster groupies outside the band’s touring jet. All of us at OneRiot are glad to hear that Joe will have another chance to flash those bushy, disarming eyebrows at fans without feeling guilty for cheating.
Camilla Belle’s career is just taking off as well, so it’s likely that even without her upstaging man candy, we’ll be seeing a lot of her as well. Possibly in Playboy.
for OneRiot Blog
2 years ago