Miss California Loses Clothes, Keeps Crown
You’re…not fired? Donald Trump showed his true colors today when he announced that Miss California 2009 Carrie Prejean could keep her CZ-encrusted crown, even after a bevy of inappropriate photos of the model made it onto the internet last week (and again today). This announcement comes after a heated deliberation in Trump’s own mind that we have to imagine went a lot like this:
Trump: Should I fire her? She did say that being homosexual is biblically wrong.
The Donald: No way! She’s so hot.
Trump: But it puts yet another black mark on pageantry when a contestant engages in semi-pornographic photo shoots.
The Donald: I’ll show you a semi! Heyo!
Trump: I know that I’m morally obligated to make an example of this young woman.
The Donald: Dude, three words. Young. Hot. Naked. Uh, sideboob.
Trump: …I guess we could let this one slide. Just this once.
The Donald: Up high big guy! So what now, Hooters?
