June 2009
20 posts
If people think of me as 'real,' I've accomplished...
Michael Jackson Dies of Heart Attack →
Less than an hour ago, reports started rushing in that Michael Jackson had suffered cardiac arrest. Only a couple minutes later, followup reports were suggesting he had died on his way to the hospital. It appears that the preeminent King of Pop’s era is over.
Michael Jackson had 14 number one hits in his career, which began before the singer was 10 years old. He is survived by three children....
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Let's Give It Up For Potat-ho Chips →
Once you(‘re) pop(ped for soliciting prostitution), you can’t stop: not just a tagline, but a way of life. Lahoma Sue Smith of Oklahoma City was busted last week for dropping trow and giving it up for a container of—get this—potato chips. OneRiot has recovered an exclusive*, official transcript of the actual encounter between Smith and the unidentified Frito-Lay employee:
Lahoma Sue Smith: Hey...
“All they have to do now is make him eat some rice krispy treats, and...”
– WWTDD writer on Chris Brown being forced to wash fire trucks as part of his sentencing.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-6-21) →
Jeff Buckley (37)
Passion Pit (28)
The Damnwells (28)
T. Rex (26)
The Lonely Island (26)
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Enjoy It My Man Enjoy It - Kobe Rapes Competition →
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-6-14) →
The Damnwells (61)
Bob Dylan (37)
OutKast (21)
The Beatles (16)
Ryan Adams (15)
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Twitter Rap Battle #1
@cobraconda: @chrisreinhard im sick of your man love, the only dude over 21 in @tcgo1974 's fan club. On facebook i wouldn't be a "fan of". Damn cuz.
@ChrisReinhard: @cobraconda I don't rep TCGO1974 more than any other, at least I don't pretend to be as cool as my @kidquizine brother.
@cobraconda: @chrisreinhard If you gonna get with me hit it mean. You give a new meaning to the phrase skinny jeans. Nat's skype adores ya in your fedora
@ChrisReinhard: @cobraconda Don't be jealous of my beautiful hat or the fact that I videochat with Nat. Because homie, the truth is, your rhymes are flat.
@cobraconda: @chrisreinhard Flat like your girls titties.Flat like the wheels are gon'be on ur fixie.Flat like a soda left open and im flatout the dopest
@ChrisReinhard: @cobraconda They may be flat, but here's the truth: she's got her lift and youth, while your girl's in the back looking like Lucille Bluth.
@cobraconda: @chrisreinhard Its not that big of a test of intelligence, i rock off the top like a landslide and arrest your development.
I may have lost the battle...but I will win the war.
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Kirsten Dunst Signs On for More Spiderman →
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Fisherman Sushi →
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-6-7) →
Bob Dylan (17)
Dead Can Dance (16)
Lil’ Wayne (16)
Phoenix (14)
U2 (13)
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Dear Moshe Kai Cavalin: We Feel Inferior →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
Rough moment.
Sometimes there are moments that really suck. When you start to think about all the amazing things you’ve done in your life—in work, love, whatever—and all those things feel completely worthless next to one ‘what the fuck was I thinking’ moment. I don’t mean to say that I’m not proud of my accomplishments; but at a moment like this, it’s hard to turn...
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Couples Risk Storybook Disaster with Romeo +... →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog (new design!).
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Isn’t It Ironic // Religious Young Women More... →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-5-31) →
Simon & Garfunkel (98)
Neil Young (81)
The Damnwells (31)
Bob Dylan (19)
The Beatles (12)
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