April 2009
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Honest to God, I’d throw myself down the stairs with a light bulb in my mouth to...
– The WWTDD Writer
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Speidi Hold a Press Wedding →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
Andrew WK an impostor?
I heard from my friend Davey recently that there’s a rumor going around about Andrew WK. It’s been said that the ‘current’ WK is actually a different person than the I Get Wet-era WK. Anybody know about this?
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Aptly Named “Transformer” Building Can Contort... →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
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The De-Glamourization of Football →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-26) →
Grizzly Bear (37)
Yeah Yeah Yeahs (31)
Wild Light (26)
Third Eye Blind (25)
Bob Dylan (23)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Michelle Williams and Spike Jonze are rumored to marry this summer. Unless, of...
– The Superficial Writer
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Pushin' for the Baby Blocker →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
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I am not the motorboater.
EVAN: Did you go to strip clubs?
CHRIS: Yeah, we went to one while I was in Atlanta.
EVAN: Oh really? How was it?
CHRIS: I'm not sure I want to say.
EVAN: Come on!
CHRIS: Well, I got my cell phone taken for snapping a picture of a 300-pound black stripper with platinum blonde hair.
EVAN: Whatever, that's pussy shit.
CHRIS: Alright, how about this? Have you ever motorboated a girl...
EVAN: Well ye---
CHRIS: ...'s ass?
EVAN: I'm terrified.
CHRIS: Enough said.
I love New York.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-19) →
Ghostland Observatory (22)
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club (21)
Notorious B.I.G. (20)
Grizzly Bear (14)
Rod Stewart (11)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Don Mario Down! →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-12) →
Bob Dylan (28)
The Beatles (27)
The Who (25)
Yeah Yeah Yeahs (22)
Oasis (21)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop // Sex Hits the Highway →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
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I have said this before: I will always have a thing for Lindsay Lohan. It matters not that she’s—well, all the things she says she is in this video. It matters not that being near her is about as volatile as a share of AIG. It matters not that she’s even considered giving up men completely (though, come on, how could she REALLY). All that matters is her magical smile, and that...
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Avast Ye: Cap'n Retained, Pirates Blast'd →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
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PETA and the Pet Shop Boys →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
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It Should Be About the Music, Y'all →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
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Kyoto Box Zaps Food with Sun Power →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
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Porn Rubs Denver School the Wrong Way →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
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Ronson Restraint: No Mo LiLo →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
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Bailout Bummer →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
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Idiots.
It may just be me, but if someone is being critical of a writer, and they use terrible grammar, doesn’t that make them unfit to criticize anyone?
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-5) →
Bob Dylan (39)
The Hold Steady (25)
The Who (18)
The Brian Jonestown Massacre (18)
The Beatles (18)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Events Go Unrecorded By Google Camera →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
Something I've learned in my 24 years.
If things keep going wrong for you, it’s probably your fault.
Amanda: There's two real good lookin' ones and they're sitting next to each other.
Chris: Gay.
Amanda: Hahah it's true. So two in one class? Kill me now.
Chris: "All the good guys are gay!" :(
Amanda: NO I WILL NOT ACCEPT THAT.
Chris: Yeah, because it's something Sarah Jessica Parker would say and completely untrue...
Amanda: Because you're not gay?
Chris: EXACTLY.
Amanda: I follow your logic!
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Wolverine Leaks // Hollyhood Freaks →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
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Guiding Light Going Dark →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
LOL
I like when people try to be hip and cool by referring to their spring break as a ‘vaca’. Deep down I know they’ve meant to write ‘vacay’, but I can’t help but chuckle when I think about the fact that they ‘had so much fun but need to recover from my cow in Cabo last week!’
(Vaca is cow in Spanish. God damn.)
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