April 2009
46 posts
Apr 29th
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“Honest to God, I’d throw myself down the stairs with a light bulb in my mouth to...”
– The WWTDD Writer
Apr 27th
2 notes
4 tags
Speidi Hold a Press Wedding →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
Apr 27th
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Andrew WK an impostor?
I heard from my friend Davey recently that there’s a rumor going around about Andrew WK. It’s been said that the ‘current’ WK is actually a different person than the I Get Wet-era WK. Anybody know about this?
Apr 27th
7 tags
Aptly Named “Transformer” Building Can Contort... →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
Apr 27th
6 tags
The De-Glamourization of Football →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
Apr 27th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-26) →
Grizzly Bear (37)  Yeah Yeah Yeahs (31)  Wild Light (26)  Third Eye Blind (25)  Bob Dylan (23)  Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Apr 27th
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
7 tags
Apr 26th
3 tags
Apr 25th
Apr 25th
2 notes
“Michelle Williams and Spike Jonze are rumored to marry this summer. Unless, of...”
– The Superficial Writer
Apr 24th
5 notes
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Pushin' for the Baby Blocker →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
Apr 23rd
2 tags
I am not the motorboater.
EVAN: Did you go to strip clubs?
CHRIS: Yeah, we went to one while I was in Atlanta.
EVAN: Oh really? How was it?
CHRIS: I'm not sure I want to say.
EVAN: Come on!
CHRIS: Well, I got my cell phone taken for snapping a picture of a 300-pound black stripper with platinum blonde hair.
EVAN: Whatever, that's pussy shit.
CHRIS: Alright, how about this? Have you ever motorboated a girl...
EVAN: Well ye---
CHRIS: ...'s ass?
EVAN: I'm terrified.
CHRIS: Enough said.
Apr 22nd
I love New York.
Apr 21st
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-19) →
Ghostland Observatory (22)  Black Rebel Motorcycle Club (21)  Notorious B.I.G. (20)  Grizzly Bear (14)  Rod Stewart (11)  Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Apr 20th
4 tags
Apr 16th
3 notes
4 tags
Don Mario Down! →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
Apr 16th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-12) →
Bob Dylan (28)  The Beatles (27)  The Who (25)  Yeah Yeah Yeahs (22)  Oasis (21)  Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Apr 15th
4 tags
Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop // Sex Hits the Highway →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
Apr 15th
1 tag
WatchWatch
I have said this before: I will always have a thing for Lindsay Lohan. It matters not that she’s—well, all the things she says she is in this video. It matters not that being near her is about as volatile as a share of AIG. It matters not that she’s even considered giving up men completely (though, come on, how could she REALLY). All that matters is her magical smile, and that...
Apr 14th
3 notes
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Apr 14th
17 notes
Apr 14th
1 tag
Apr 13th
3 tags
Avast Ye: Cap'n Retained, Pirates Blast'd →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
Apr 13th
3 tags
PETA and the Pet Shop Boys →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
Apr 11th
4 tags
It Should Be About the Music, Y'all →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
Apr 10th
5 tags
Apr 9th
5 tags
Kyoto Box Zaps Food with Sun Power →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
Apr 9th
Apr 9th
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Apr 8th
4 tags
Porn Rubs Denver School the Wrong Way →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
Apr 8th
1 note
3 tags
Ronson Restraint: No Mo LiLo →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
Apr 7th
4 tags
Bailout Bummer →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
Apr 7th
1 note
2 tags
Idiots.
It may just be me, but if someone is being critical of a writer, and they use terrible grammar, doesn’t that make them unfit to criticize anyone?
Apr 7th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-4-5) →
Bob Dylan (39)  The Hold Steady (25)  The Who (18)  The Brian Jonestown Massacre (18)  The Beatles (18)  Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Apr 6th
7 tags
Events Go Unrecorded By Google Camera →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
Apr 3rd
Something I've learned in my 24 years.
If things keep going wrong for you, it’s probably your fault.
Apr 3rd
Amanda: There's two real good lookin' ones and they're sitting next to each other.
Chris: Gay.
Amanda: Hahah it's true. So two in one class? Kill me now.
Chris: "All the good guys are gay!" :(
Amanda: NO I WILL NOT ACCEPT THAT.
Chris: Yeah, because it's something Sarah Jessica Parker would say and completely untrue...
Amanda: Because you're not gay?
Chris: EXACTLY.
Amanda: I follow your logic!
Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd
5 notes
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Wolverine Leaks // Hollyhood Freaks →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
Apr 2nd
4 tags
Guiding Light Going Dark →
by Chris Reinhard for OneRiot Blog.
Apr 2nd
Apr 1st
LOL
I like when people try to be hip and cool by referring to their spring break as a ‘vaca’. Deep down I know they’ve meant to write ‘vacay’, but I can’t help but chuckle when I think about the fact that they ‘had so much fun but need to recover from my cow in Cabo last week!’ (Vaca is cow in Spanish. God damn.)
Apr 1st
1 tag
Apr 1st